Bug Believer T-Shirts

'We have praying mantises. They're good for the garden as long as they don't pray for the spinach.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Poky Little Pupa.

Ghost School.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Terry had a computer bug.

Exciting potato bugs.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

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