Bug Skeptic T-Shirts

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."