Bug Skeptic T-Shirts

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

Terry had a computer bug.

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Exciting potato bugs.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'I'm an atheist!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."