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"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Ghost School.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Football Delivery

The Bullish World

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"Take. Your. Time!"

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

Why stocks go up forever.

Learning from economics

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

Mr Seidenwood says we're still bullish'

'My guests today on 'Wall Street Week' are all bulls.'

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

Sold in May, but the bull market didn't go away.

'We just want you to walk the hallways and inspire the brokers.'

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"

'He must be a bullish trader, I could tell by the ring in his nose.'

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."