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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Jogging Bottoms

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Mass Travel

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Lady drinking Champagne.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Mermaid spawning time.

Shark Fishing

Shark Chum

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'