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A man's wife locks the door when he comes back from fishing.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Local Knowledge

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Man fishing with large bait

Fish talking about fisherman

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Fishing

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Jaguar

Fisherman get a good catch.

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

'Got something! That baby's at least ten pounds. Can't wait to see it surface.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

"What do you mean you don't have a spot? We had reservations."

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

'He's bitten off more than he can chew!'

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Making Things Pleasant.

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'