Big Bottom Admirer Pillows

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Jogging Bottoms

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Mass Travel

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Lady drinking Champagne.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Mermaid spawning time.

Shark Fishing

Shark Chum

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'