Big Bottom Admirer Mugs

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Jogging Bottoms

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Mass Travel

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Lady drinking Champagne.

Shark Fishing

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Shark Chum

Mermaid spawning time.

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

'What a cool screen saver!'