Cross-training Believer Gifts

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'Confusionism'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Take. Your. Time!"

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

Image changing.

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

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