Cross-training Believer Pillows

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'Confusionism'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Take. Your. Time!"

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Image changing.

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'