Sports Worshiper Pillows

Church for sports worshipers.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Golfing Bishop.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

I love Kung Fu.

'I will need to watch the replay.'

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Bruno Fernandes

The Alter of Football

The traditional pre-game prayer.

Football prayers.

'Have you tried adjusting your grip on the golf club?'

'Athletes for Jesus' 'Slob for God'

Rams: 14-0