Religious Sports Lover Pillows

Rams: 14-0

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

Egyptian Football

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"