Youthful Sports Hero Worshipper Pillows

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Church for sports worshipers.

"I AM at my usual position."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

Hans Brinker - the early years.

I love Kung Fu.

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

'Soccer Mom's Diner.'

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'

I'd rather be playing video games but I can't quit Little League...

"Let's hope on this visit there are no runs, no hits, no errors."

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

Bruno Fernandes