Biblical Gamer Gifts

"Wait a second. If they didn't have video games back then, how did Jesus die for our sims?"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Ten Commandments

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Noah's ark, many lions

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Jenga!!!

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"A reading from the first letter of Paul to the Corinthians..."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."

'Whoa! - The activist judges will go NUTS with these!'