Biblical Gamer Gifts

"Wait a second. If they didn't have video games back then, how did Jesus die for our sims?"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Ten Commandments

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Noah's ark, many lions

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

Jenga!!!

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

God playing with dolls.

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"

King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."