Spiritual Geek Gifts

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Albertus Magnus

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

First O.M.G. church.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

Holy phone

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

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"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'These don't apply ex post facto, do they?'

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

Palm Top Readings

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

No Connection.

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'