Spiritual Gadgeteer Gifts

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

First O.M.G. church.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Cable Bill.

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"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Holy phone

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"...and if I press this button..."

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Palm Top Readings

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

www.meditation.commm

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

Jesus Saves

No Connection.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Binary meditation.

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.