Gospel Gadgeteer Gifts

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Welcome back students.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Better Living Through Technology

End of world nigh!!!

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."

'You called for tech support?'

Technology continues to improve communication.

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'

'Everyone turn to psalm 23 on his or her e-reader.'

The Vatican goes electronic.

"He does the whole lightning-bolt-thing on line now."

"Cool social network profile, man! You love to hang around doing nothing, eh?"

'If you want your husband to help out more, buy this one.'

'You reached me at a bad time. My voice mail is being repaired so I wasn't able to screen my calls.'

"Ok - now press, 'saved'."

"Dear Lord Elon, thank you for our daily tweet."

Looking at mobile - "It's connected to the internet.. I can even get the weather forecast."