Spiritual Gadgeteer Pillows

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

First O.M.G. church.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Cable Bill.

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

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Holy phone

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"...and if I press this button..."

Palm Top Readings

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

www.meditation.commm

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

Binary meditation.

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

No Connection.

Jesus Saves

"I'm going on a retreat."