Spiritual Tech Enthusiasts Pillows

"This model is great. It monitors my heart rate, vitals and counts my blessings."

"You're not in the database. It must've been a near-death experience."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

First O.M.G. church.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Cable Bill.

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Holy phone

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

Palm Top Readings

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

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Confession plugged up to an amp.

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

Jesus Saves

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

No Connection.

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

Binary meditation.

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.