Spiritual Tech Explorers Pillows

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Oh, crap.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

FAQs.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

"All the celebrities come here."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Terms and conditions

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."