Spiritual Technophile Pillows

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'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Computer Head

"The record player is skipping again."

First O.M.G. church.

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

Cable Bill.

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

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The Line-up

Holy phone

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

Palm Top Readings

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"I have no problem with A.I."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

Confession plugged up to an amp.