Angelic Technophile Pillows

Welcome to the cloud

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

Computer Head

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"The record player is skipping again."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

The Line-up

Heaven and Hell

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"I have no problem with A.I."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"It has yet to turn a profit."

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

"Two bars—how about you?"