Angelic Techies Pillows

"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

If Disney was a software company

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"I have an app for that."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

First O.M.G. church.

Supply was out of harps.

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Holy phone

You Have 1 New Messages

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Computer dating.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

No Connection.

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

'He meditates,on the harmony of nature and the meaning of life for a few weeks, and then - Zap! - A new silicon chip.'

Guru logs on to 'Why-fi'.

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

"I hate this damn thing!"

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

I'd like to check my e-mail...

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

'You called for tech support?'

'Access ME.'