Angelic Technophile Prints

Welcome to the cloud

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"The record player is skipping again."

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

Computer Head

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

The Line-up

Heaven and Hell

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"I have no problem with A.I."

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"It has yet to turn a profit."

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."