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"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

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'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

'The Neurosis Pack.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"Turn down the bass."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"Crayons again?"

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"Now do you believe me?"

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

The B1 Vitamin Bomber

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

Used space shuttle

"Tia Carmen is pretty picky. She wants these plates to be clean enough to eat off of."

'It's all in how you look at it -- try thinking of yourself as the world's tallest short guy.'