Nerd Herd Gifts

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Nerd night at the club.

'Kids! It's time to come in, it's getting dork outside!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Second lifeReal life.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"He's my school project for science class."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Dog Calenders.

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"Comments are turned off."

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

Geek on Wheaties Box.

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

People who understand Venn diagrams

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.