Nerd Herd Captain Gifts

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

You guys ever think he might be a control freak?

Nerd night at the club.

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

Little doctor. Little Quack

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

'Welcome to the herd buddy! I just need to check your passport, there will be some obligatory jostling and squealing then we can carry on eating grass...'

No caption. (Sheep dog dreams of getting sheep that is out of bounds to jump over barrier and join the other fence.)

"Made it!"

Cheeses Christ

'I see under a tab marked 'SAQ' it lists 'Are you fee Saturday night?' What's SAQ stand for?'

Help a Nerd

Rocket in Bath.