Nerd Herd Captain Gifts

Looking for a whimsical gift for your nerd herd captain? Our collection captures the charm and wit of the ultimate geek leader, making it an ideal way to honor their passion and leadership. Whether it's for a birthday, a special achievement, or just because—these thoughtful keepsakes celebrate the joy of being the captain of your personal nerd crew.

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'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?' mockup

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

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Computer Science Class 10101010101. mockup

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

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On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex, mockup

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

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"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too." mockup

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

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Nerdy man wagging his finger.

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"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd." mockup

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

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'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.' mockup

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

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'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.' mockup

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

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'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!' mockup

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

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The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying. mockup

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

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Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

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'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...' mockup

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

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Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra! mockup

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

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'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!' mockup

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

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"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field." mockup

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

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Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow. mockup

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

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"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one." mockup

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

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Nerd night at the club.

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'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?' mockup

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

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Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd. mockup

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

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"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

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Little doctor. Little Quack

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Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT. mockup

Jenkins would often shout it from the rooftops - he was so proud of his work in IT.

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"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working." mockup

"I've got an app that lets me know whenever a pretty woman has an interest in me. It must not be working."

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Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.' mockup

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

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'Welcome to the herd buddy! I just need to check your passport, there will be some obligatory jostling and squealing then we can carry on eating grass...'

'Welcome to the herd buddy! I just need to check your passport, there will be some obligatory jostling and squealing then we can carry on eating grass...'

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