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"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

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'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

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"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Buy my data $20"

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

Augmented reality check

Cafe. It didn't go well? That date was selected for you by a sophisticated statistical algorithm. Lots of math, but no chemistry.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

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'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

Student to teacher about flash cards: 'When did they add emoticons to the cards?'

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

"Fine – if they all want to meet online, screw them."

"Siri, find me someone better."

"Would you care to come up and see my cardiovascular fitness data?"

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"