Tech-savvy Altruist Mugs

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I'm going on a retreat."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

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''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

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"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

The Blogger.

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

Binary meditation.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

"I want to get away to it all."

"Ten commandments? -- Can you do that in 140 characters or less?"

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

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Psychic operating her crystal ball with a mouse.

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