Tech-savvy Philanthropists Mugs

To donate text 'tramp' plus the amount to 88823.

"Drop money in the hat, or I have a paypal account if you prefer paperless."

Please Help: Credit Cards Accepted

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

"I've never seen the congregation praying this hard."

"That brings us to your search history."

Shellfie

Fortune teller "Ah, yes, the internet is just coming through"

Malware was hacked

"The meaning of life? Didn't you see the FAQ on my website?"

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

Please help.

Please Give or Text 'Beggar' on Your Phone (A $10 charge will appear on your next bill. Standard fees and data rates apply.)

Please Help! More Information On My Website. . .

Need Internet To Manage My Bitcoins

"Would you like to donate 1¢ for every word I text during a 5K walk?"

'Now accepting credit cards.'

"Sorry - your guru isn't in at the moment, but please leave a message after the tone: Ommmmmmm....."

'They carry a device to share images of furry creatures and get into virtual arguments with strangers.'

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