Digital Age Philanthropist Mugs

"My email is down... talk to me."

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

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Political Selfie

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

Progress

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

Harvest Data Festival

'I try to help when I can.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Do you accept credit card?"

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

Nothing came between Tony and his mobile.

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

Archaeologists find a book.

Malware was hacked

Grizzly has updated his status: 'I'm back from hibernation, who wants to meet me for a quick snack?'

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

"I don't know why we need a qr code when all they have on the menu is dog food."

"Congratulations! You appeared in fifteen LinkedIn searches this week."

Go to meeting, Zoom, remote learning, embeddable video, skypting. . . and you still haven't mastered your VCR.

Do you accept Bitcoin?

"Just scan the QR code."

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"God bless Mommy, Daddy, my puppy and my Xbox 360 – but not necessarily in that order – amen."

"Do you mean three hundred million dollars on top of what we already have here, or three hundred million dollars including what we already have here?"

"Social media kindness. It's a thing!"