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"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Excuse the interruption, but is now the right time for the surgeon to be looking to buy an automobile online?'

"I do all of my holiday shopping on line."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."

'Buying ice cream off the internet seemed like a good idea at the time.'

"I caught him trying to pay cash in the supermarket!"

'She purchases all of her supplies online. She does all her schmoozing in chat rooms. she downloads all her jokes from the web. She has no need to deal with salesmen.'

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

"I can help you over here." "Just ignore him."

"I'm trying to buy online what I see in your store, and you don't even offer free wifi!"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Computers: Come In and Browse.

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

"We accept personal data as payment. What's your preferred brand of toothpaste?"

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"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

Paying for Food on Your Phone

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

Shopping on the net.

ATM machine - "This wouldn't take so long if you didn't make me hurry."

'Can I help you?'

an e-shopper emerging from monitor clutching bags of shopping

'Yes, those suit you perfectly.'

Internet, Interflora

Leaving one big question for the future...

Jane considered driving 35 minutes along the A34 before spending another 50 minutes trailing around the supermarket before wisely deciding to stuff it!

"Sorry - card payment only."

"Do you remember when all I had to do was point and say "I'll have one of those"?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Price check on barcode.

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

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"Hi Linda! I see you just purchased a blender. Even so, I will now bombard you with non-stop blender ads for the next month!"