Digital Marketplace Aficionado Mugs

"I've got seller's remorse!"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Wall Street Couch

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Wall Street Investing.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Taming the beast of the free market...

'Fresh eggs!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!