Online Markets Mugs

'Will broker deals for food'

Dow Jones drop

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Customer Convention

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Stop that gloating!'

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

'Economist'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

"Relax. We're market fundamentalists."

Symbols of Wall St: Bearish, Bullish, Sluggish.

'I steal all my investment ideas - but only from the very best.'