Online Auctions Mugs

Maude gets rid of all the useless stuff that is cluttering up the house on Ebay.

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

'Finally! More crap I bought and don't need! I love shopping on Ebay!'

'Help! Sold everything on eBay...and then lost the profits playing online poker!'

"I don't understand this... Nobody wants to buy my car on eBay, but I got 14 bids for my tie..."

"Did you leave feedback. . . ?"

"You're too late. I already sold it on e-bay."

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

'Well what do you expect, bidding for a goldfish on the internet!'

'It's one of those days when I feel like selling the entire dang fool company on eBay!'

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

'I put all my worldly possessions on E-BU.'

'We had a huge tax surplus, and then she discovered eBay.'

'Would we do better if we took the company shares off the stock market and put them on E-Bay?'

Witter

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

Man to rock star: 'Could you sign this CD please? It's not for me, it's to sell on eBay.'

'Hold on, don't open it! I just sold it at a profit on eBay.'

'You'll be happy to know I'm make my last TV shopping purchase. I'm buying a computer so I can log onto ebay.'

"I told you, you can sell ANYTHING on Ebay!"

'Wow, look at them run! OK, see what we can sell online...'

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay! (Published originally on December 18, 2007.)

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'Will broker deals for food'

"I got it from eBay."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.