Online Auction Aficionados Mugs

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Invisible clothes

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Enough EBAY already!'

'It sold for how much!'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

Ebaying at the moon.

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.