Online Selling Gifts

"I've got seller's remorse!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes. That's where you're wrong. I pass on my jeans at least once a year. What do you think Craigslist was invented for? Craigslist? Yeah. Whenever I get bored, I go on there and pass on my jeans. Sometimes I don't even charge anything. Tell me you're not saying what I think you're saying. I'm saying that site is full of people who'd like to get into my pants.

'What happened to that lemonade stand of yours?' 'I decided to sell it on Ebay...'

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"...And then I got all excited and sold my COMPUTER on eBay!"

"Holy cats. I finally sold something."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I found him on the internet.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Gerald Ratner's return

Online Shopping.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

I e-bay t-shirt.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'