Selling Online Gifts

'Mom, I sold everything on E-Bay.'

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Official Covid-19 Diet

'I found him on the internet.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Online Shopping.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Gerald Ratner's return

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

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