Auction Adventurer Pillows

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

A lot of auctioneers

'He made his first purchase on Ebay today.'

Book signing. 'Who shall I put it to?' 'Ebay, please.'

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay!

'Dinner and a movie? — I can do better than that on E-Bay!'

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

'It's one of those days when I feel like selling the entire dang fool company on eBay!'

Bad investments.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Salesman

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I'm after the history section."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Universe of reading

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."