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'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Ballet Parking.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Valet (ballet) parking.

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Health and safety nightmare.

Valet parking.

Spiritualist Society Parking

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Please do not feed the attendant.

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'Where's that new parking attendant?'

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

'The best way to start in broadcasting is to learn how to work the booth.'

'I invented the parking ticket.'

'Tree Surgeon On Call' notice on car comes to the attention of Traffic Warden.

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

Traffic avenger

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'