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'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Valet (ballet) parking.

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Health and safety nightmare.

Valet parking.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

Spiritualist Society Parking

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Please do not feed the attendant.

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

'Where's that new parking attendant?'

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'The best way to start in broadcasting is to learn how to work the booth.'

'Tree Surgeon On Call' notice on car comes to the attention of Traffic Warden.

'I invented the parking ticket.'

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

Traffic avenger

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

Traffic wardens.