Allotment Adventurer Gifts

Birds laughing at a scarecrow.

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Prize vegetables.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

An old man growing berries

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Unconditional Loveseat

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Alphabet soup

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Arcarde Patrol

Beer

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'