Allotment Adventurer Gifts

Birds laughing at a scarecrow.

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Prize vegetables.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Allotment

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

An old man growing berries

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Unconditional Loveseat

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Alphabet soup

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Beer

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Arcarde Patrol

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"