Parking Warrior Gifts

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

New York City Rodeo

Validate your parking?

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

Meter Maid

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Dr. Godot's waiting room.

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

Comedy / Tragedy / My 401(K)

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

Just A Place To Hang Your Hat In Old New York

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

Florence was known as The Lady with the Clamp

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

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