Parking Vigilante Prints

'I'm moving your desk up here on the roof. That way you can keep an eye on my Cadillac in the parking lot.'

Traffic avenger

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Beware of God"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

Ace Towing.

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

New York City Rodeo

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

Validate your parking?

'My costume is scary data ... get it?'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'How bad can hell be? At least the road to there is paved!'

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

Car runs off the road into the woods. A no parking zone.

Rail UnFare Rise

'What about all this rubbish you've left lying around?' '

"I can't wait till somebody forgets to dim his headlights!"

"That's it! Visiting time is over!"

Arnold had only himself to blame. He knew that trading in pirate videos was illegal.

'Just calling to let you know that driving while talking on a cell phone is illegal in this state.'

"Of course I don't need a Doctor, I'm saving this parking space"