Winged Wildlife Warden Pillows

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Would you like some wings?"

That party went well.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

The hummingbird's hum.

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

'Can I see your license,please?'

DO NOT FEED BEARS: 'Is it okay if I just feed the bears grubs?'

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'So we meet again...'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

Penguins going for flying lessons

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."