Whimsy Warden Pillows

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

Our Lady of Perpetual Kvetching

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Head over Hooves

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Riding School Chaos

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

That party went well.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"I think it loves us."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

The Phantom Of The Garden

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"Love your ambiance!"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'