Wardens Of Whimsy Pillows

Meter Maid

Clown on bike.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Chicken singing romantic songs

A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.

Little Red Riding Hood

"I'm not like other frogs."

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'