Wardens Of Whimsy T-Shirts

Meter Maid

Clown on bike.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Storm in a magic lamp.

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"Hello, Number 6!"

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"I'm not like other frogs."

Little Red Riding Hood

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

Chicken singing romantic songs

A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.

"Guard coming."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.