Prisoner Of Whimsy T-Shirts

"Moon in your sign highlights change. Make clean break. Try to get out more."

Glance Exchange

Laughing Zone Ahead

Storm in a magic lamp.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Jack in the box on strike.

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Wash your hands

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Love is an many splendoured thing

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Football/Soccer bubbles

Jack in the Box

Prisoner Crossing

Snow globe

Caution Dry Rot

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Greek goddess

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

Arabian Nights.

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

"Quit wishing your time away!"

'Did you try to light the wick on my beret?'