Wizard Of Whimsy T-Shirts

"Home depot."

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Recalculating route..."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Woman riding a sleigh pulled by a black cat

"I'm not like other frogs."

Debug

Magic Mushrooms

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Meter Maid

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '