Wizardry And Whimsy Lovers T-Shirts

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Late BroomStick

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Hello, Number 6!"

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'Stealth broom.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"Some of us think he's a sales magician."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Balloon Man

The Wizard.

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"You can't cut my head off! -- I have tenure!"

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

'Once you do transmute lead into gold, you'll find the market for it is very speculative.'