Wizard Of Whimsy Mugs

"Okay... Auntie Em warned me about characters like you leading me astray. No courage, no brain, no heart... Oh my, you must be politicians."

"Home depot."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

"Recalculating route..."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"Guard coming."

Magic Mushrooms

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

Woman riding a sleigh pulled by a black cat

Debug

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I'm not like other frogs."

Meter Maid

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"